Reticent Man

Easter, yay.  Hung around for a bit, then went to play poker.  I tried something new with my focus and energy and it backfired.... I didn't play well.  I need to just play the way I always play.  Went home to watch TV

Paul Blart Mall Cop:  This movie is really stupid.  I guess it really is meant for kids... being PG instead of R.  I get it that it's much nicer than most similar comedies, but it's just not really funny.  There's literally a couple of funny parts and some truly unbelievable plot holes.  It's just lame.  There's the normal amount of FM but it's drowned out by other things.  Acting 4, Story 0, Style 1

Paul Blart 2/10

Hero:  This movie is incredibly beautiful.  It is intended to be art and it is great art.  The story is essentially a small philosophical curiosity, and the contents of the movie are the rendering of the philosophy through martial arts imagery.  Some of the images in the movie are incredible.  Despite containing two ass-kicking females, it is pointedly lacking in FM.  Acting 8, Style 10, Story, 8

Hero 9/10